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I’ve just randomly recalled this weird “spiritual” retreat some of us went on in my 6th year of High School…
We were in some random wee village in Scotland where we had to go to Mass every morning and do weird activities about politics involving religion. We’d be tired all the time because we’d have to stay up until midnight for late night prayer (where we literally weren’t allowed to speak just kneel and clasp our hands together) but have to be ready for 7am mass??
I got shouted at for being “unnecessarily awkward” for being vegetarian.
And when the “retreat” ended we all wrote down our sins/things that make us sad on different pieces of paper, crumpled them up, chucked them in a bin then went outside and stood in a circle around the bin whilst 2 priests set it on fire and made us sing hymns.
I think I was part of a cult for 3 days.
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